September 17, 2014
FFS, get over it already. He’s dead! Your (your as in a whole, not a singular person in this case) insecurities with Mark far exceed any healthy level of jealousy. Maybe you should seek some therapy for that.

FFS, get over it already. He’s dead! Your (your as in a whole, not a singular person in this case) insecurities with Mark far exceed any healthy level of jealousy. Maybe you should seek some therapy for that.

(Source: allgreysanatomy-confessions)

September 16, 2014

My wife is the greatest woman on the face of this planet. 

September 16, 2014

We will NOT be drinking before Thursday’s surgery, that’s for sure. Once in abundance (which for us is sadly not a lot) is enough for one week.

September 15, 2014

Tonight our conversations are revolving around cults and getting high before humping refrigerators (it’s about the same person, too). And now someone is cheating at Gin except we’re not playing Gin.

September 15, 2014

stopbreathe1 replied to your post:Dear stopbreathe1 and 2damnpretty2die, My chat…

I read “massage” not message. I don’t think it’s YOUR chat that needs to get laid.

Haha, I do so love you. There’s this bitch that actually does need to get laid. We think she will actually become the 40 year old virgin in female form. Well, we think she’s female. We do call her a female dog a lot. Which is an insult to dogs. She’s prety much a cunt. Yes, I know you hate that word and I hold it for very few people like mostly just my sister-in-law but this chick takes the cunt-cake. She’s one of “those” people.

September 15, 2014

Seriously, the calmest, nicest person I know just called you a petulant child. You should be ashamed of yourself!

September 15, 2014

Dear stopbreathe1 and 2damnpretty2die,

My chat stopped working, can you please send me a message so I can get back in?
thank you.

September 15, 2014

  1. calzonalifestyle said: Fuck your hashtags have me rollin at work!!

I laugh at myself a lot too, it’s cool. 

September 15, 2014

  1. 2damnpretty2die said: Aw I might have a tear in my glass eye. I don’t have a glass eye… Gurl you really are drunk, yes I said gurl… I’ve hit myself for that

Gurl???? WTF? I’m unfriending you.

September 15, 2014
:P

My Dearest Jealous Sadie-

Oh how I do adore you. You are truly my favorite. I am blogging about you for the world to see. You are not a tool nor a freak but you are the love of my friendship life. Soulmates outside of intimacy. Lovers of life, together. I have no others before you. (Come on, you know my deepest darkest secrets, you could destroy me) :P But that is not the reason for this post; it is to remind you that you are loved and wanted and favorited and you have nothing to prove to anybody, ever. You.Are.Awesome. And I’m blessed and grateful for our friendship. Don’t let life get you down and remember just how awesome you truly are. 

I love you dearly,

Your Friend and PIC

2damnpretty2die

September 15, 2014

2damnpretty2die said: Get a room!

Don’t be jealous you want to join! We have plenty of room in this bed. :P

September 15, 2014

When you were supposed to respond privately but you drank too much at lunch and you posted it publicly and then you feel like the tool and you feel awful and if they don’t talk to you again you totally understand but you are sad anyway.

4:39pm
Filed under: :( sad face 
September 15, 2014

nyladreams replied to your post:you changed your blog look! I like it. :)

I am honored! And I think you’re the bees knees. :) (what is that, btw? anyways…) Also, sometimes plain can be good. It’s all clean cut and crisp. I don’t know what I’m saying…

The question here isn’t how much we adore each other but instead … do bees have knees?

4:35pm
Filed under: do they? bees knees 
September 15, 2014

nyladreams said: you changed your blog look! I like it. :)

I have over 30 asks and you are the only person I am responding to at this moment in time. You should feel super special. Actually it’s just because I adore you and think you are awesome which indeed does make you special. At least in my book and my opinions are the only ones that matter to me (my wife’s do too but she’s not here to give me an opinion so mine are top priority at this moment). Now I have to go check my blog cuz I don’t remember what it looks like and since I had lunch time drinks, I am slightly drunk.

It’s so plain. I was trying to post a pretty autumn picture but it wouldn’t’ work and it only froze things so I went plain. But thank you. Unless you see pretty autumn pictures and then it’s only cuz mobile editing worked. 

Hi! :P

September 15, 2014

He thinks I’m working on a proposal as he sits across from me yet I’m just here for the past 3 fucking hours whining about him and his useless existence on here or chat or texting.

4:16pm
Filed under: you.are.pathetic 
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